HellNews

News all around Hell, all about Hell.

       
       

Our goal here at Hellnews is to show the rest of the remaining world the life here in hell, and to show the true nature of hell, unlike the stories of eternal punishment that are preached by the Angels of Heaven. From events, to sports, to even the weather, we hope you learn a little more, about Hell.        

   

Fresh From The Fire Pits

Gluttony Sector News

New restaurant opens in gluttony

A restaurant by the name of "Endless Yummers" explodes in popularity in higher layers of gluttony, many husks claim "this food is so fire, i can feel it cooking in my mouth!"

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delusional machines

V2 sighting in limbo

passersby report new V2 signtings in limbo. While nany have dismissed this as a hoax, the scrappers who are claiming this seem adamant to prove their claims. "He slid right past me!", said sammachine, one of the people who allegedly saw V2

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Ferryman

potential ferryman found

new potential ferryman found in wrath on his own ferry. Will this new challenger be able to claim the title of the ferryman of the river styx is yet to be known. "Man, just let me do my job in peace", says current ferryman when confronted with the harrowing news

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Hell Weather

Wrath's weather: intense constant rain

easonal flooding in wrath causing river styx to turn into an ocean rain expected to subside sometine later this decade

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